Storefront Outfit


noun
used to describe a person’s outfit when all or most of what they’re wearing is all the same brand, resulting in them looking like the outfits in the front windows of a store.
most common mistakes are wearing a shirt and sweater/jacket of the same brand, or a shirt and bottom of the same brand (not spotted as easily).
usually not a good fashion choice.
person 1: “bob has a pretty good sense of style for a guy.”

person 2: “not yesterday – he had a storefront outfit on.”

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