stories

what white-trash call television shows.
bubba, run to the piggly wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. i don’t want to miss my stories.
n. – one of the sl-ttiest girls in altomonte.
v. – an act of s-xual misconduct.

synonyms: sl-t , wh-r-, tramp, good time, ho, head
n. – i f-cked story last night three times!
v. – ya she really pulled a story last night.
appreviated version of the english phrase ‘what’s the story?’ used normally by the breed of individuals referred to as scangers who inhabit the inner regions of dublin and parts of the city north of the river. is coupled with the word bud for the complete colloqual effect
‘ story bud? ye stallin over to me gaff ‘
what grandmas call soap operas.
“ethel, i have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!”
“thanks for reminding me, gertrude, my story’s on too!”
cork (ireland) word for ‘w-ssup?’ or a general greeting. it came from ‘what’s the story?’ but simply ‘story?’ is the shortened version.
1st person: ‘heya!’
2nd person: ‘story?’
somethign that is decent and not trash. whatever addison describes as story is probably wrong.
the story of sir. john awesome
abbreviation of “that’s the story”. used by fred dagg (john clark), new zealand comedian, now living and mirth-making in australia. this expression may well have been common amongst numerous kiwis in the 70’s, although it’s current usage seems to rest with fred dagg junkies.
“g’day bruce. how’re they hangin’?”
“perpend-ckular.”
“story!”

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