Storking
the newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. you then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. the weirder the location, the better.
yo dude take a photo of me storking on this police car!
stroking ones p-n-s to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.
conner quit storking your d-ck you tool.
when one watches a couple do the deed.
a combination of ‘stork’ and ‘stalking’
the chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.
to conceive a child without the method known as ‘f-cking the cl-t’. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.
“oh darling would you f-ck my cl-t so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage” – cl-ssy british couple
a s-xual act in which a girl receives a very long p-n-s (like the bill of a stork) into her v-g-n-.
the girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short p-n-s as her pet aversions.
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