Storm the Rusty Castle
when eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her -n-s.
dave: hey, how’d your date go last night?
art: it started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
dave: that’s really nasty dude
art: yeah, i’m not calling her for a second date any time soon.
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