stormcloak
the elder’s scrolls’ version of a n-z-
they are tall brutish characters that are mainly of the race called nords generally blonde hair. they remind you of the scottish with their facial features.
they disapprove of every other race, by saying that skyrim is for the nords alone. if you are a stormcloak, you are often a sh-tface n-z- pr-ck who has no respect for anyone else. just because you’re going to asgaard doesn’t mean that you’re better than everyone else you broad-shouldered insensitive -sshole. i hope you get eaten by a dragon and sh-t out in a diarrhea storm of death you frosted f-cks.
the imperials are racist too but they are more of a pr-ck that a genocidal race
i’m an imperial, so i am not allowed near stormcloak territory because i’m apparently the sp-wn of the f-cking devil. i hate everything about them….. f-cking n-z-s….
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