Storming the Castle


“storming the castle” is a s-xual act in which the female fills her v-g-n-l cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect p-n-s into the v-g-n-, effectively deep frying his phallus.

variations include “storming the palace,” popular among aficionados of the -n-l variety, and “storming one’s own castle/palace,” growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
my cat, meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.
putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.
i was storming the castle last night with jen.
bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite s-x.
you should have seen the look on kyle’s face when we were storming the castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.

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