Story Drool
stories created when a writer doesn’t have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn’t make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of -n-lyzing and making it make sense in their lives.
noun
reader one: can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
reader two: i’m pretty sure that was all just story drool. it meant nothing.
verb
you have no idea what you’re talking about, you’re just story drooling.
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