Story Goblin
a person who commonly interrupts and ‘takes over’ a story that another person is currently telling.
this person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
i was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. she is such a story goblin.
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