Storyteller
a socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about “how they got hurt this” or how “unlucky they are since they did that”, and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.
kelvin: in may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings i didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days i was so stressed.
elias:oh wow thats funny
alex: -sigh
-kelvin walks away
elias: im starting to think kelvin actually is funny
alex: yeah, im in science cl-ss with him, he did no such work and…i dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a f-cking story teller.
alex: hes never gonna succeed in life
elias: i know right
a person who lets a blunt/joint burn out while reciting long stories; this is generally a habitual act.
person1; hey!, chachi! you let the blunt burn out again!
person2: man, she always does that — she’s a storyteller!
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