storytiming
derived from the genre of youtube videos, “storytimes”. in which someone talks about their life experiences and often exaggerates many details or just completely makes the whole thing up
storytiming is to exaggerate or dramatize a story or situation to the point where it’s not remotely close to the original.
person 1:yesterday i went to the grocery store and they were selling children
person 2:boi you’ve got to be storytiming right now
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