Stott


a large headed caucasian male.
person 1: why is his head so big?!
person 2: he must be a stott.
t-st-cl-s,nuts,colloquial north east
come here and ill kick you in the stotts
1. the friend allowed into a group of friends purely so they can rinse his/her house instead of their own on nights out.

2. an angry, befuddled male.

3. an unusual growth of hair.
“we never have anything to do on friday, should we start looking for a stott-house?”

“let’s go poke the stott and see if he screams”

“oh sh-t, i’ve got a stott on my calf”
a word people use instead of saying oh my god
some guy: oh my stott
other guy: that’s fine just as long as you don’t say oh my god
to hit something off something as hard as you can
watch me pint dave, that bloke back there called me a dopey tw-t. am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

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