Stotty
a person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. this person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.
a stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. a stotty will enjoy mountain dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
guy 1: that fellow is walking awfully strange, i wonder what’s wrong with him…
guy 2: he must be a stotty!
guy 1: he must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
the term for a flat round bread eaten in the north east by the ‘geordie’ local population. although it is sold around the united kingdom under other names. tourists may well have sampled the wonderous ‘stotty’ on a recent trip to newcastle upon tyne, sold in all baker shops (greggs/peters/crawfords.
gis a piece of your stotty geordie, ya greedy b-st-rd.
a hot girl who doesnt put out or is a straight edge women who hates drinking and drugs
holy sh-t dude 10/10 right there!
dude she hates drinking
omg f-ck off you stotty
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