stoyan
stays at his place, don’t move, stands a long time!, stoic, somebody who is strong and powerful
stoyan is a bulgarian name
a personality trait; polite and caring yet ultimately spineless and generally lacking common cultural, political, sporting, musical, s-xual and other social abilities/knowledge and/or awareness.
other characteristics often -ssociated with being “stoyan” are difficulty to communicate with spoken words and love of being tormented and/or bullied.
person 1: “wow, that guy has literally no discernible talent!”
person 2: “you might say he is a bit stoyan…”
truthful non-stoyan individual: “you’re a f-cking waste of sp-ce, you have failed miserably at every moment during your pointless, deplorable existence!”
stoyan individual: “hahaha, it’s funny because it’s true, let’s be friends!”
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