Str8 Douchin’
seizing the moment to be an -sshole. seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a f-ck. it is the power of douche to the 2nd power. unlike douche, this is done intentionally.
ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: i know! he’s str8 douchin’!!
ex.2
guy1:george, man..why do you got to be str8 douchin’!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. i can’t wear my shades inside this mothaf-ckin bar!?…sheeeit!!
ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i’m going to put my purple cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, im bout to be a mawf-ckin’ pimp in this club!!
str8 douchin’ quotes:
1. hey girl, you look good!!….but you want to look better?.. put my shirt on..
2. oh you tought i was h-tting you!? -laughs-..i was just being polite!!
3. was this before or after you sucked his d-ck!?
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