Straddle-whipped


the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more p-ssy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about
similar to the common term “p-ssy-whipped” except this person in fact does not receive any p-ssy. this person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same s-x for pleasure. made popular by one ryan j. abbott.
ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

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