Stradinger’s Law
the principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.
peter: i was looking for josep, tony and rafael for an architectural decision, and they’re all in the architecture meeting.
dominic: that’s stradinger’s law for you.
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