straight cred
some sh-t that a straight man flashes when he’s hanging with bro’s and begins to suspect that the bro’s suspect he’s gay. he will then proceed to make a comment–usually of a lewd s-xual nature–about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro’s and -ssuage fears that he wants their body.
male cashier: “man, that’s a real nice scarf. i’ve never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well.”
-awkward pause-
bro: “um.. thanks..”
-hot girl walks by-
male cashier: “oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. looks like some fine -ss scenery!”
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the male cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro’s fashion choice. he brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
one or more females -ssociated with a guy or group of guys to create an image of heteros-xuality.
katie holmes, bar refaeli, any chick with a pack of dudes
example 1:
jim: hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
tony: yeah, that’s their straight cred.
example 2:
dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. he knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a p-n-s would look like to onlookers.
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