straight faced faggot


a guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he’s not when he clearly is. basically a way to describe metros-xual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. an all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced f-ggot!

do they make those for men or for straight faced f-ggots?

just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced f-ggot!

as if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced f-ggot or what?

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