straight-faced pervert

someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
him: do you wanna use the bdsm kit and the d*ld* tonight?
her: w-what? don’t say such perverted things with a straight face!
him: what do you mean?
her: you’re acting like such a straight-faced pervert!

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