straight-gay


usually reffered to males, a word to describe heteros-xuals who jokingly partake in h-m-s-xual acts. although the h-m-s-xual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heteros-xuality.
“karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. they keep fondling each others’ nipples and threaten to tea bag each other.”
a straight guy (with our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in s-xual acts with a gay guy. all actions excluding -n-l are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that p-ssy anymore cause your gay!

note: do not confuse this with bis-xual!
straightgay: h-llo twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

twink: ok, only if you return this favour!?

straightgay: sure, but you aint f-cking my stinker, i still appreciate my girlfriends p-ssy!
-used to describe something as absoulutley gay.

-a straight person who acts gay.

-bis-xual

-a gay who acts straight.

-to be extremly happy
hey, f-ggot quit being straight gay. i know you think about me errday. gay f-gget.
a person who is a poser, heteros-xual, and an all around -ss kisser and people pleaser.

someone who acts like they know what they’re talking about when they really don’t.

someone who gets called gay all the time, when really they’re straight.
that girl talking about all the songs she claims to know is so straight gay.

that guy wearing a tight abercrombie shirt and timberland boots is so straight gay.
a straight guy with all the attributes of a gay guy ie knows how to dress, spends time on their hair and spends like $40 on face cream. basically the same as a gay guy without the gay s-x. kinda like a metros-xual. a straight gay must not be confused with a gay straight who is a gay guy with all the attributes of a straight guy i.e drinks beer and watches sports.
shahrukh khan is a straight gay.
when someone has h-m- tendencies
t: yo b u are so gay
b: chill man i’m straight
t; yea straight gay

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