Straight girl syndrome
straight girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. they think that this time it will be different.
it is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.
“omg i really like this guy, more than i’ve ever liked anyone..he’s different”- straight friend
three weeks later
“he is such an -sshole, i can’t believe this happened again”
“girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome” -gay friend
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