Straight Leg
the act of standing and/or stancing in a manner such that one leg is slightly bent and turned out at the heel, whilst the other is completely, ridiculously straight. the knee should be 100% locked. straight leg may also be accompanied by a hand on the hip, and a slight bend forward at the waist. pract-tioners can often be seen at the miniature golf course, as well as family events.
“d-mn, did you notice that uncle jer has the wickedest straight leg today?”
“i’ve got to run, i’ve been standing at this pay phone for so long now that i may have induced permanent straight leg.”
“after i called her a ho she slapped me so i gave her a slice of straight leg and walked out on her -ss.”
straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one’s legs and b-ttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. this does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of -j-c-l-t–n. this makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.
i straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity sp-nk made a hole in my jessica alba poster.
no money for around the world ask for straight leg
mags looked good in her mexican corset i asked for a straight leg she gave me around the world.
ps ( dont ask for big horse )
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