Straight like Julie


the state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. or, you know, pandas.
“i can’t even believe you would accuse me of being straight! i totes want to sh-g miss x.”

::stabzombiedie:: “sure, z. we all know you’re straight like julie.”

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