Straight up Jew


to be completely embracing judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing jew. must have strong lineage, too.

a ‘straight up jew’ must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

a straight up jew would do the following:
1)celebrate haunnakah, with the candles
2)study the torah
3)not celebrate christmas
4)have a jewish mother
5)know how to prounounce those tricky “hhhlaahck” sounds
6)go to temple every week.
hannah: mr goldblatt, are you a straight up jew, or are you jew-ish?
mr goldblatt: i am straight up jew, ach!

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