Strampuntionate
when a person tells you about how he heard a story involing a long chain of people often friends of friends or people that the person has read about. the initial person who made up the story often has no connection whatsoever to the last person to hear it.
friend: dude i heard that john’s neighbor’s friend’s next door neighbor’s bus driver’s mom is realated to matt damon
you: i told you to not strampuntionate anymore
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