Strange Rudder
a combination of the stranger and a variation of the dutch rudder. you lay on your entire arm until it’s asleep, then grab your piece and move your dead arm with your good arm to jerk off.
i was sick of pounding my meatstick with feeling in my hand, so i treated myself to a strange rudder last night.
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