Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn
when someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
jane: starts to sing circle of life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
jane’s grandmother: -looks at her like she’s strangling a two-headed unicorn-
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