strap on some gourds
v. to gather one’s courage and fort-tude. synonymous with to “grow a pair” and to “nut up.” gourds here is a euphemism for t-st-cl-s.
tim: check out that fine–ss chick over there, ray. i want to talk to her h-lla bad.
ray: strap on some gourds, tim. she obviously wants you.
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