strapped in my kayak


when you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. you place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.
i took too many d-ck pills and even after 5 hours i was still rock hard. i had to go buy some avocados so i put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

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