Strat Swagger
similar to its coined root term “swagger” which is defined as the certain manner in which someone conducts themselves in both walk, talk, and general style; “strat swagger” may be used in place of “swagger”, given the following conditions are present: a) the individual being referred to as having “strat swagger” must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to underage members of the opposite s-x. b) younger members of the opposite s-x must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to them. c) they must maintain at all times a level of energy noticeably higher than any other person in the room at one time. d) they must enjoy at least a handful of songs which they listen to publically from every single genre of music in existence. e) they must either own, or want to own subwoofers in their personal vehicle so as other people may be given warning of their approach. f) 95% of their facebook profile pictures must have been taken candidly from a crazy party or dance event. g) they must go to college and love the college scene.
“wow, the dj of this party is crazy! can you see the level of strat swagger in his walk?
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