strategic absence
taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.
“we had 3 tests and a paper due today, so i took a strategic absence.”
noun
when you skip school on a day you have a really big -ssignment due, such as a project or a report. can also apply to exams. very common in high school and secondary school
dude, the project’s due tomorrow, are you done? no man, i’m gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my -ss
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