Strategic Shitting
verb
the act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. the best strategic sh-ts are those that go unnoticed.
after a superb strategic sh-tting play outside of sam’s bedroom, all larry could do was sit back and wait.
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