strategic wanking


the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and w-nking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic w-nking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner’ ‘sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

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