Strategical


strategical \strə-‘tē-ji-kəl\ adjective

word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. this scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. this word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.

-equivalent of using ‘brang’ instead of ‘brought’.
brenn the manager to company director: i’m sending through the strategical development plans- they should be in your inbox any moment now.

company director to another company director: so lenny’s pretty good you say?

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