strategically shacking
when someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite s-x, but doesn’t want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.
“i planned on strategically shacking, and it worked–he had no idea i had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!”
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