Straubbin’
the act of being fly with jack straub or attempting to measure up to jack’s level of perfection
“dude, jack’s coming to town this weekend. we are definitely going to be straubbin’.”
“we were straubbin’ this weekend but then when we told jack how we spent our weekend, we realized that it was not nearly as fly as what jack would have done.”
to s-xually -ssault another male. unwanted s-xual contact.
i can tell that mike wants to straub you down by the look in his eyes.
dude, i was on the bus and this guy totally straubed my b-lls as he walked by.
earlier today as i was working out, my spotter was straubbin on my forehead.
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