Straueled
when, in unchecked rage and unnecessary aggression, you punch someone (who probably deserved it anyway) right in the eye.
person 1: so jeff and chad were playing madden, and chad got really mad and slapped jeff.
person 2: what did jeff do?
person 1: he totally straueled chad! he hasn’t been able to open his eye for a week!
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