Straussed


1. to be the victim of straussing.
where by you have been defeated in an online argument through the use of logic greater than yours or by the other person simply deleting you comments.

2. to lose an argument.
i made a really good point, but then he straussed the whole page.. what a troll.
when a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the pua bible “the game” by neil strauss. tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. proponents of straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit p-b-rty and is no longer original.
18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): “hey can i ask you a question? do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?”

me: “am i getting straussed?”
“getting a nut” from an incoherent p-ssed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.
“the girl had five shots of everclear and got straussed in the alley.”

“don’t drink too much tonight, you might get straussed”

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