straw poll


an extremely unorganized form of voting, usually used by self-appointed leaders when they don’t have the desire to actually consider what the group wants but need to make it look like it was a majority decision.
intramural captain: “okay dudes, who can make it monday to practice? quick straw poll!” (two people out of thirty raise their hands)
captain: “monday it is!”
guy #1: “90% didn’t vote.”
(captain shoots guy #1 in the face.)

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