Strawberries and cream



any mixture of blood and s-m-n. some go for the ‘hur hur alpha route’ (blood nose), some are into biting their partners and drooling it onto their c-ck mid-handjob, or especially kinky partners might go for a bl-wj-b with blood already in their mouth. any way you slice it (another way of getting blood), it’s one of the kinkier acts out there, though coming with a few risks for the unhygienic.

not to be confused with the dessert.
andrew’s really into his girlfriend giving him strawberries and cream – it’s the main reason he decided to date a nurse.

guy a: man, i love strawberries and cream.
guy b: me too. the pain takes getting used to, though.
guy a: … what.
the ultimate finish to oral s-x. as the man deposits his nut b-tter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. when executed properly, the bl–dy nose produced will result in the famed “strawberries and cream”.
-splat!-

-bam!-

“mmmm, i love me some strawberries and cream”
1. blood and -j-c-l-t-. esp. menstral fluid and -j-c-l-t-.
after we finished intercorse, i noticed we made strawberries and cream.
when you c-m in your girlfriend’s v-g-n- when she’s on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the c-m/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a strawberries and cream.
“i gave betty the strawberries and cream last night!”
after having s-xed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. then, your partner eats the treat.
man: oh yeah.
woman: yeah, right there.
man: oh, thats nice.
woman: you are so good.
man: i know. hold on a second. oh yeah, oh yeah, here i come, get the strawberries.
woman: what?
-man creams the strawberries.
man: eat that. strawberries and cream. eat that.

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