strawberry flavored lube
so this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. in the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. he is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
person 1: “hey i found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day”
friend1: “hahaha strawberry!” -points and laughs-
friend2: “why was it strawberry flavored”
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