strawberry george
a fictional character used by gutless adults to explain away period pains and blood to curious children.
the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.
usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.
the child will cry.
women hate strawberry george.
daughter accidently walks in on mother on toilet.
daughter: “mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower”
mother: “because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam”
daughter: “oooo i love jam, can i have some?”
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