strawberry jam
1. the absolute best jam in the world. if you don’t like it, there’s something terribly wrong with you.
2. my username
what!!?? you’re eating pancakes without strawberry jam!!!????
when you fist someone’s -ss until it bleeds then spread the blood over both cheeks with your erect p-n-s, like spreading jam on toast.
i strawberry jammed your sister on wednesday.
also, the act of d-ld–ing yourself and/or others during menses (that’s another word for ‘period’), referring also to the aftermath of mung and chud which can further be used as a party favor.
1. g-dd@m i love to eat your p-ssy after you strawberry jam that f-cker.
2. oh baby! there’s still some strawberry jam crust on your favorite d-ld- from last month; do you want to use it anyway?
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