Strawberry laces
the act of a girl having her period during s-x, thus making the pubic hairs on the v-g-n- red and stuck together like strawberry laces. then the male partner then sticks his tongue into the gooey warmth of v-g-n- causing many groans from his partner.
splat splosh trickle
james: oho! strawberry laces? nice…
slurp. splish.
susan: oaaoohaaao yes yes yes!
next morning
james: susan gave me strawberry laces and she moaned like a wilder beast
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