strawberry sex
1) really kinky s-x
2) handcuffs, chairs, ropes, popsicles the works 😉
3) in between chocolate and vanilla
my bf, bff and i all had great strawberry s-x in the hot tub last night wink wink.
what i do every night
me and megan have strawberry s-x every night
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