Straycrusher


a completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.
“my boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher…despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it.”

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