street lawyer
noun
1. a person who has no law degree, no formal training in the legal system, yet insists on publicly giving legal advice or opinions on the legality of issues in which they have no actual bearing on how the law applies. their opinions usually conflict with the actual law, and they are usually batsh-t-crazy psuedo-liberal r-t-rds, or ghetto savages.
street lawyer – “yo, son! stand your ground is some bullsh-t. look at how zimmerman got away with murder”.
despite the fact that stand your ground didn’t apply because treyvon was on top of zimmerman pounding his head in, and zimmerman had no avenue of escape, and despite the fact that the definition of murder is an unlawful killing, and zimmerman acted in self-defense.
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