Street Muffin


hooker, prost-tute, lady of the night, trollop, wh-r-…and the list goes on
“check out that street m-ffin…i know i want to cover her in my b-tter >.>”
-noun

1. a hooker. especially one with an age exceeding 60.
“that street m-ffin is a bit too ripe for me.”

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