Street Smart Psychic
hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. the daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.
the street smart psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction…take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.
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