Streetlamp Le Moose
an amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they’re known but he’s not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. treats all girls with respect and doesn’t let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. eventually becomes president of the united states and gets the world back on track.
“with that, streetlamp le moose existed the stage. abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively ‘h-llo mr. president.'”
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